| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Gum Crossing
Why did the chewing gum cross the road? ... |
378.00 |
18274 |
Kangaphant
What do you get when you cross an elephant and kangaroo
together? |
121.00 |
23313 |
Moron
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? ... |
162.00 |
16472 |
Pig In Summer
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?... |
158.00 |
58457 |
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and
with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he... |
406.00 |
124310 |
Octopus in the bar
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits
down at the bar and says to the bartender "give us two... |
138.00 |
18723 |
King of the Jungle
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He
went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is... |
163.00 |
4575 |
Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided
to get out and get some fresh air. He got out, and started |
76.00 |
3458 |
Four Men and Their Dogs
Four men, an Engineer, an Accountant, a Chemist and a
Government Worker were bragging about how smart their dogs... |
382.00 |
4801 |
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in
his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is... |
71.00 |
3226 |
A Panda in a bar
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that
he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and... |
46.00 |
2608 |
Bilingual Dog
A police dog responds to an ad for work with the FBI.
"Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet... |
54.00 |
2540 |
Animal football match
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to
have a football game. As the first half went along, the big... |
32.00 |
10628 |
Dinosaur theory
OK, let's consider the physical evidence. ... |
35.00 |
11012 |
Horse power
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep
ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer... |
88.00 |
13692 |
Cat on the roof
A man left his cat with his brother while he went on
vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his... |
90.00 |
94206 |
Skunk phone
How does a skunk call home?
On his smell-ular phone. |
44.00 |
85326 |
Talking penguin
A penguin walks into a bar and asks for a sandwich and a
pint! The bartender is astounded by this talking flightless... |
29.00 |
12046 |
Fast Turtle
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. ... |
100.00 |
100877 |
Parrot Talk
One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot. ... |
121.00 |
7640 |
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