| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Bug's End
Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when
it hits your windshield? ... |
55.00 |
3871 |
The Rabbit and The Bear
A frog leaps out of the magical forest where he has lived
all his life and into a real forest. Since he lived in the... |
59.00 |
4063 |
Who's that dog?
There was a hound dog laying in the yard and an old geezer
in overalls was sitting on the porch. ''Excuse me, sir, but... |
50.00 |
4765 |
Get Away From my Deer!
It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up
ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walks... |
106.00 |
36389 |
Christmas Carol Parrot
A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So
one day, he went into a pet store looking for a parrot. ... |
14.00 |
4065 |
Rooster in his declining years
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for
his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay... |
22.00 |
3597 |
Insulting Parrot
A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said,
''Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and... |
18.00 |
3501 |
giraffe and hedghog
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?... |
27.00 |
3132 |
Walkin' in a Doggie Wonderland
(sung to the tune of Walking in a Winter
Wonderland)Dogs tags ring, are you... |
11.00 |
3461 |
The Smartest Dog Ever
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and
a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops, please." ... |
25.00 |
3415 |
Penguin Delivery Service
One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he runs across a
delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The van... |
9.00 |
3015 |
Ode to a Glow Worm
I wish I was a glow worm. A glow worm's never glum.
It's hard to be downhearted, When the sun shines out your |
12.00 |
2122 |
How To Clean A Cat
1. Throughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water,... |
48.00 |
3474 |
Pig-ipede
What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede? ... |
16.00 |
2856 |
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to
heaven, God asked her how she liked being on earth. She... |
20.00 |
2732 |
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette
What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common? ... |
9.00 |
3291 |
Grizzly Bear Warning
The Alaska Department of Fish and Game recently issued this
bulletin... |
12.00 |
2583 |
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its
life, he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had... |
15.00 |
2881 |
Penguin & JFK, Jr.
What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
They're both cute as hell and can't fly! |
4.00 |
2315 |
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?"The
bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar... |
4.00 |
2200 |
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