| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Blonde Counting Sheep
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw
a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have... |
184.00 |
1980 |
Blonde - Two Coats
A blonde decides to show her husband that despite what
everyone says, blondes really are smart. While her... |
332.00 |
2172 |
Adventures in Disneyand
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a
fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland... |
195.00 |
1676 |
Blondog
Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? From
chasing parked cars! |
74.00 |
1218 |
Blonde Counting Sheep
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw
a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have... |
30.00 |
847 |
Mirror, Mirror
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell... |
196.00 |
1769 |
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to
try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a... |
73.00 |
1319 |
Blonde and Goldfish
A blonde had some goldfish and she did not know how to feed
them. So she called her brunette friend, and she showed her... |
63.00 |
1415 |
Blonde Horse Sense
A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell them apart. So
she asks the farmer next door what to do. He says to cut... |
74.00 |
1222 |
Bigfoot and Blonde
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Maybe someday we'll find Bigfoot. |
51.00 |
1020 |
A fly inspace
What do you call a fly in a blonde's brain? A space
invader! |
17.00 |
789 |
What Are Ya, Chicken?
Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show the blonde how! |
39.00 |
796 |
Blonde Driving
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving really
badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up... |
74.00 |
1267 |
Death Row in Women's Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette,
one's a redhead and one's a blonde. The guard brings the... |
92.00 |
1333 |
Eternity
Definition of eternity? Four blondes in four cars at a
four-way stop. |
29.00 |
842 |
Deer Tracks
Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they
came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, ''Those... |
62.00 |
1093 |
Blonde-Coke Machine
It was a really hot day and this blonde decided she would go
buy a coke. So she went to the coke machine and put her... |
32.00 |
1036 |
Blondes in a Convertible
Two blondes are shopping at the mall. When they are done
they go out to their car, which happens to be an awesome... |
46.00 |
1070 |
Bad Day Blondie
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? Her
tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil. |
36.00 |
962 |
Blonde Hits the Ground Last
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building with the same
velocity, each travelling at a parallel speed relative to... |
34.00 |
1110 |
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