| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Blonde on a diet
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the
doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going... |
5.00 |
497 |
Three Girls in the Desert
A blonde, brunette and redhead are in a desert. The brunette
says, "I brought some water so we don't get... |
7.00 |
453 |
Life Saver
A blonde is working as a lifeguard at a swimming pool when a
girl begins to drown, screaming "Lifesaver!... |
0.00 |
426 |
Forest Gump
A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates, where she is
greeted by St. Peter."Welcome!" he says.... |
4.00 |
522 |
Blonde in the Morning
Q: What does a blonde do when she wakes up? A: She goes
home! |
1.00 |
288 |
Blonde's Computer Freeze
What does a blonde do when her computer freezes? She
sticks it in the microwave. |
0.00 |
269 |
Blonde License
Why was the blonde mad when she got her drivers license
back? Because she got an ''F'' in Sex. |
0.00 |
316 |
Handy Blondy
Two blondes are nailing in roof tiles. One of them is
pulling nails from his jar and if they face him, he throws... |
6.00 |
426 |
Blonde Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99... |
0.00 |
395 |
Blonde and Genie
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island
for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp.... |
0.00 |
359 |
Blondes Making Kool-Aid
Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they
can't fit eight cups of water in the little packet. |
1.00 |
317 |
Blonde Throwing Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenadeat you?A:
Pull the pin and throw it back. |
0.00 |
289 |
Blonde in Disguise
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes
going around and decided to dye her hair brown. She then... |
0.00 |
369 |
The Blonde and the Blinker
There was this blonde and her blond friend in her
car.
The blonde driving looks at her friend and asks her... |
0.00 |
358 |
Blonde in Pain
There was a blonde who was hurting all over so she went to
the doctor. The doctor said, ''Where are you... |
0.00 |
395 |
How to Fix a Dent
A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair
shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde,... |
0.00 |
385 |
An Enchanted Bridge
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are crossing an
enchanted bridge in Magical Fairyland when they run into a... |
0.00 |
369 |
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should
cut it in six or twelve pieces. She responded, ''Six,... |
0.00 |
397 |
A Blank Piece
One day, a blonde was looking through a
notebook."Have you found a blank piece yet?"... |
0.00 |
373 |
10 Blonde Science Fair Projects
10) Are poisonous snakes really venomous?
9) Is lighter
fluid flammable?
8) What hurts more: falling off a... |
9.00 |
468 |
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