| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Little Voice
A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who
happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened... |
11.00 |
367 |
Soda Machine Gamble
One day a blonde went up to a soda machine and put in her
money, pushed a button and a soda came out. She put in more... |
0.00 |
274 |
Homeward Blonde
How do you keep a blonde at home? Build a circular
driveway. |
0.00 |
236 |
Blonde vs. Crime Rate
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all
crimes occur around the home?A: She moved. |
4.00 |
265 |
Dim Bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1,
to yell for Daddy! |
0.00 |
240 |
Blonde in a Library
blonde walks into the library and says to the librarian,
''Can I have a burger and fries?'' ''Sorry, this is a... |
0.00 |
329 |
A Naval Destroyer
What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer. A
hula hoop with a nail in it. |
4.00 |
262 |
Blonde Alumna
What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college?
"Would you like fries with that?" |
0.00 |
224 |
She Gives Great Headphone
A blonde went to go get her haircut wearing pair of
headphones. The hairdresser tried to get her to take them... |
0.00 |
310 |
The Blonde Flight Attendant
An airline captain was helping a new blonde flight attendant
prepare for her first overnight trip. Upon their arrival,... |
0.00 |
311 |
Blonde Boobies
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It
hurts to boil their nipples! |
0.00 |
277 |
Blonde Looking for a Job
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She
promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS,... |
0.00 |
330 |
Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman
Q: A smart blond, Santa and a pregnant woman are on an
elevator. A twenty-dollar bill lies on the ground. Who... |
0.00 |
323 |
Blonde with Half a Brain
What do you call a blonde with a half a brain? Gifted! |
0.00 |
227 |
Blonde Skydiver
Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She
missed the Earth! |
0.00 |
222 |
Blonde's Twinkle
How do you get a twinkle in a Blonde's eye? Shine a
flashlight in her ear. |
0.00 |
209 |
Blonde Rows of Corn
A blonde is driving along a deserted country road with
fields on either side. She looks out the window and sees... |
0.00 |
268 |
St. Peter and the Blondes
Three blondes died and are up talking to St.Peter. He
says, “I have one question and if you get it I will... |
0.00 |
287 |
Blonde in a Barber Shop
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She
asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits... |
0.00 |
257 |
Blonde Brains
Q: What's the difference between a blonde's brain and a box
of rocks? A: Nothing. |
2.00 |
235 |
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