| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Blondes and Brunettes
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't
bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create... |
18.00 |
380 |
Blonde and Missed Bus
She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 bus, she took
the 22 bus twice instead. |
0.00 |
274 |
Sanitary Blonde
A blonde was driving across several states to go visit her
family. She was five hours late and her family was getting... |
0.00 |
345 |
Blonde...Passenger
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park
in the handicap zone. |
0.00 |
243 |
She's So Blonde
She's so blonde she spent an hour looking at a can of orange
juice because it said "concentrate". |
4.00 |
272 |
Blondes on a Rope
There were 11 blondes and one brunette on a rope climbing up
a mountain. They had nothing to hold them to the rope. The... |
0.00 |
311 |
Those Intellectually Deficient Blondes
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip
cookies? A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to crack... |
4.00 |
295 |
Knock-Knock
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
Because they leave to answer the door. |
10.00 |
258 |
Nouveau Riche Blonde
There was this nouveau riche blond girl, who went to the
nearest Mercedes showroom with a pocketful of dollars, and... |
0.00 |
314 |
Laughing Blonde
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a
joke on Friday. |
0.00 |
241 |
Blondes at a Drive-In
Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen
to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They... |
0.00 |
311 |
Brunette Shopping
Why do brunettes take blondes shopping with them? So
they can park in the handicap spaces. |
0.00 |
249 |
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to
try it out for themselves. They had read that a birddog is a... |
0.00 |
277 |
Blonde's Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have “TGIF” on their shoes?
A: “Toes go in first.” |
0.00 |
235 |
Blondes and Iceberg
Two blondes were stranded on an iceberg with only a
telescope. One of the blondes was looking through the... |
0.00 |
327 |
Stupid Blonde
Q: How do you know when a blonde is going to say something
stupid? A: She opens her mouth! |
0.00 |
313 |
Puzzle
A blonde called her brunette friend and said, “I've
been working on this puzzle for weeks, and I can't get it.... |
0.00 |
300 |
Wanted: Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant
position, and wanted to find out a little about her... |
0.00 |
333 |
Captured Blonde
A blonde woman and a red-headed woman are taken hostage by
terrorists. The women are taken to a remote island and... |
0.00 |
322 |
Dye, Blonde, Dye
What's it called when a blonde dyes her hair? Artificial
intelligence! |
0.00 |
263 |
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