| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Gethimoffameori'llsue
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? ... |
179.00 |
3000 |
Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator
Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a
lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do... |
130.00 |
2954 |
A Well-Dressed Lawyer and a Redneck
A successful, wealthy, bigshot city lawyer and a redneck got
into a car wreck on a hot summer day. The lawyer got out of... |
180.00 |
2804 |
Goose & Lawyer
Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer
should do? ... |
91.00 |
2122 |
Where's my Rolex?!
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front
of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he... |
67.00 |
1874 |
The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer
A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak
accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter... |
66.00 |
1833 |
Deathbed Lawyer
Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died? ... |
31.00 |
1621 |
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident
were serious enough to take the trucking company... |
26.00 |
1289 |
A Lucky Break
Q: What is the definition "lucky break?"
A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.Q: What... |
36.00 |
1239 |
Engineering In Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter
checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer --... |
42.00 |
1373 |
Sushi!
Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to
lawyers?It's called, Sosumi. |
26.00 |
1094 |
Beautiful to cute
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia
after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His... |
15.00 |
1362 |
Things people really said iIn court
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth. ... |
42.00 |
1404 |
Pitbull
Q: What's the difference between a female lawyer and a
pitbull?A: Lipstick. |
14.00 |
932 |
Lawyer Croaks
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my
lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer... |
29.00 |
1261 |
Buried Lawyers
Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their
neck in sand?A: Not enough sand. |
8.00 |
909 |
Lyin' Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie?
His lips start moving. |
5.00 |
918 |
The Heart Of The Matter
A man who was having heart trouble went to the doctor to see
what his options were. Naturally, the doctor recommended a... |
19.00 |
1100 |
Leeches
What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead. |
11.00 |
891 |
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old
drunk are walking down the street together when they... |
24.00 |
1366 |
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