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Rating |
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Cough cure
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of
a salesman. He could never find the item the customer... |
289.00 |
4994 |
Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing whothey like
to operate on.The first surgeon said, "I like... |
159.00 |
3634 |
Gynecologist Grease Monkey
A gynecologist was getting sick of his job and decided that
he needed a career change. He'd always enjoyed ... |
124.00 |
3039 |
Psychiatric Hotline
We've all had the annoying experience of calling up a
hotline and waiting on the phone for eons to hear all the... |
135.00 |
2401 |
Gassy Granny
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "I have
this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too... |
177.00 |
2870 |
Medical Charts
* Patient has two teenage children, but no other
abnormalities.
* Patient has chest pain if she lies on... |
56.00 |
2572 |
Suicide? Or Murder? Or Suicide?
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic
Science, AAFS president Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his... |
66.00 |
1884 |
Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing whothey like to
operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like... |
27.00 |
1210 |
Top 10 Party Games for People Over 50
10. Sag! You're it!
9. Pin the toupee on the bald
guy.
8. 20 questions shouted in your good ear. ... |
67.00 |
1962 |
A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his
son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta... |
46.00 |
1811 |
Joke Written By and For Retards
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the
guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His... |
42.00 |
1646 |
Beautiful?
There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia
after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His... |
58.00 |
1708 |
Shot To The Heart
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.She... |
28.00 |
1476 |
Practice Makes Perfect
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
practice? |
12.00 |
1487 |
PEANUTS
A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates
to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his... |
24.00 |
1523 |
An Amazing Connection
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well,... |
38.00 |
1533 |
Gas
This old lady went to a doctor's office and told him that
she has bad gas, but you can't smell it or hear it. So the... |
33.00 |
1291 |
What do you want to be when you grow up?
"What do you want to be when you grow
up?""A doctor?""And why's... |
14.00 |
1462 |
English Patient
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in
the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily... |
63.00 |
1559 |
Blonde Diet
There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the
doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going... |
24.00 |
1842 |
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