| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Playing Doctor
Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them
is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the... |
78.00 |
1200 |
HMO in Heaven
An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and
are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let... |
39.00 |
888 |
God Helps Me Pee
An old man and his daughter go to the doctor for his monthly
checkup. During examination, the doctor asks how his nightly... |
37.00 |
875 |
The Sick Husband
There was a husband and a wife. The husband was very sick,
so the wife took him to the hospital and the doctor checked... |
15.00 |
942 |
Ending It All
An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done
everything, and the time had come to depart from this... |
27.00 |
763 |
Hilarious Signs
Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your
cervix." On a plumber's truck: "We repair what... |
39.00 |
883 |
Old Man in Nursing Home
There was an old man in a nursing home who always fell out
of his wheelchair. Finally, the nurses decided to do... |
31.00 |
856 |
Lawyer without a brain
In a murder trial, thedefense attorney was cross-examining
the coroner:
Attorney: Before you signed the death... |
17.00 |
639 |
Thermometers
Q: What's the difference between a rectal and oral
thermometer? A: The taste. |
19.00 |
513 |
Blonde in Pain
There was a blonde who was hurting all over so she went to
the doctor. The doctor said, ''Where are you... |
17.00 |
693 |
Bulgy Protrudy Is What They Call Me
This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that
his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. He... |
8.00 |
547 |
The Blue Eye
One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted in
him getting his eye gouged out. He was rushed to hospital,... |
8.00 |
648 |
Santa Singh
A GOOD ONE... enjoy. There was this case in the
hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died... |
34.00 |
670 |
Blonde's Medical Exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first
time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began... |
21.00 |
686 |
Medical Miracles
A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such
advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the... |
15.00 |
676 |
Baaaad News
Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go
with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to... |
8.00 |
652 |
Hearing Voices
Man: Doc, you've gotta help me. I'm hearing voices but I
don't see people. Doc: And when are you hearing these... |
27.00 |
722 |
Iron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked
what had happened."The phone rang, and I... |
9.00 |
507 |
Through The Desert On A Man With No Ears
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only
permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears,... |
24.00 |
600 |
Brain Transplant
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the
family, ''Brains are very expensive, and you will have to... |
16.00 |
719 |
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