| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
New Rules For Employment
SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to... |
10.00 |
554 |
Third Opinion
Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they
prefer. Doctor Watson says, ''I prefer librarians. All... |
0.00 |
451 |
A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all
died and are in line together at the Pearly Gates. St.... |
0.00 |
373 |
The Millennium Kid
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital
waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse... |
0.00 |
424 |
The Hospital Visit
Once upon a time, two little boys, Sammy and Tim, were
sharing a room in the hospital. As they were getting to... |
3.00 |
554 |
Punk Rocker
A nurse was on duty in the emergency department, when a punk
rocker entered. This young woman had purple hair styled into... |
1.00 |
477 |
A Real Watch Dog
A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that
guided him everywhere. He walked into the center of the... |
0.00 |
425 |
How Do You Like That?
A woman goes to the hospital, and her doctor gives her a
sonogram. He sees the baby and suddenly the baby says,... |
0.00 |
460 |
Those Conceited Bastard Doctors
Q: What is the difference between a brain surgeon and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a brain surgeon! |
0.00 |
388 |
Bulimic Bachelor Party
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl! |
0.00 |
339 |
Mad Cow
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, ''So
what do you think of mad cow disease?'' The other... |
0.00 |
468 |
Forgetful Minds
There were two old people that are married and have been for
fifty years. One day they went to a doctor because they... |
5.00 |
470 |
Mad Dog
What do you call a dog that hears voices?
A
Shih-Tzu-Phrenic! |
5.00 |
323 |
Army Nurse
Q: Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating
popcorn? A: She woke up with a kernel between her... |
0.00 |
435 |
The Prognosis
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the
things around the house that he used to do. When the... |
0.00 |
439 |
In the back woods of Arkansas...
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into
labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called... |
0.00 |
431 |
Proctologist's Accident
What kind of accident did the proctologist have? He was
rear-ended! |
0.00 |
306 |
Blonde Nurse
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?A: To
draw blood. |
0.00 |
323 |
Circumcision...At Your Age?
Two guys are sharing a hospital room."What are you
in for?""I'm getting a... |
4.00 |
456 |
Mental Institution
Jon and Dan were in a mental institution. This place had an
annual contest, picking two of the best patients and giving... |
0.00 |
507 |
|
Previous Medical Jokes Links 1 2 3 4 More Medical Jokes Links |
