| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Insurance salesman
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. |
248.00 |
4834 |
Hot air ballon ride
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced
altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit... |
138.00 |
3113 |
Funeral arrangements
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally
able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her... |
126.00 |
2470 |
Asylum fence
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the
insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside... |
92.00 |
2358 |
Hunting in the jungle
Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it
crashed. They were the only people who survived. They... |
60.00 |
2155 |
Commercial misfortune
This guy was walking along the beach in Malibu when he came
across this salt-encrusted piece of metal. He worked for an... |
23.00 |
1648 |
Idiot resuce
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff
climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went... |
26.00 |
2315 |
Baking funeral
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of
a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as... |
12.00 |
1622 |
Minister for drinks
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With
great expression, he said, "If I had all the beer in the... |
32.00 |
1725 |
One good deed
A guy just died and he's at the pearly gates, waiting to be
admitted, while St. Peter is leafin' through this Big Book... |
12.00 |
1897 |
Sleepless nights
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? ... |
32.00 |
1781 |
The folding bottle
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his
new designs. |
28.00 |
1501 |
Seagull's Final Resting Place
A four-year-old boy and his father went to the beach. There
was a dead seagull lying on the sand. The boy asked his... |
22.00 |
1402 |
Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came
across an old mine shaft going straight down into the... |
13.00 |
1335 |
The fly
Why did the fly fall off the toilet? It got pissed off. |
12.00 |
1239 |
You're So Ugly
You're so ugly, your mom has to tie a steak around your neck
just to get the dog to play with you. |
82.00 |
1597 |
Knock Knock... Roxanne
Knock Knock
Who's there? ... |
14.00 |
1857 |
Oops!
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a
round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his... |
45.00 |
1977 |
A Michigan Girl in an Elevator
How do you get a Michigan girl into an elevator?Grease
her hips, and throw in a Twinkie. |
51.00 |
1452 |
List of Short Books
1) A Guide to Arab
Democracies... |
18.00 |
1283 |
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