| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Ending It All
An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done
everything, and the time had come to depart from this... |
0.00 |
259 |
The Golden Toilet
A group of guys are on their way to a party, but couldn't
quite remember the address to the house. ''I'm sure this is... |
5.00 |
284 |
Doorprize
Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every
week a gag doorprize is given out. One week, Josi is... |
4.00 |
242 |
You Do Not Have To Oil Animals
What's the only animal that has to be oiled? A mouse. Why?
'Cause it squeaks! |
0.00 |
200 |
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: Any computer you can't... |
0.00 |
224 |
Shoot The Pig
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says,... |
0.00 |
264 |
Special Olympics
Q: What's better than winning the Special Olympics? A:
Not being retarded. |
4.00 |
223 |
Racists and Lightbulbs
How many racists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None -- they don't want to be enlightened! |
0.00 |
199 |
The Engineer and the Bike
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"The... |
4.00 |
247 |
They're Busy
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy
answered."May I speak to your... |
5.00 |
266 |
Programmer Guffaws
How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, that's a hardware problem! |
0.00 |
198 |
Lighten It Up
Q: Why do fireflies light up while they are having sex?
A: Because they are so turned-on! |
0.00 |
191 |
Come Early And Bring Your Lunch
A woman who was rather old-fashioned, delicate, and elegant
was planning a week's vacation in Florida so she wrote to a... |
3.00 |
267 |
Hilarious Signs
Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your
cervix." On a plumber's truck: "We repair what... |
7.00 |
251 |
Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed
* Silicon-enhanced chests and lips reveal that humans are
not only "as innovative as they are cruel," but... |
0.00 |
210 |
Expensive Perfume
A young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling
like expensive perfume. She turns to an old woman and says... |
3.00 |
271 |
Bill Gates in Hell
Upon dying, Bill Gates went topurgatory.
St. Peter
said to his, “Now Bill, you have done some good... |
0.00 |
235 |
Poor House
You are so poor, thieves break in and leave things. ' |
0.00 |
224 |
Night Of The Living Dead
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist
is getting really worked up, and it's soon time for the... |
0.00 |
238 |
The Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the Garden of Eden, and he asked
God, "God can you put someone else on this planet with... |
0.00 |
270 |
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