| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Prisoner of War
About a month ago, a man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to
confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father,... |
4.00 |
271 |
Johnny Cannot Tell a Lie
'One time, back in the ''day,'' a boy named Johnny was
walking to school with his girlfriend. He was trying to... |
10.00 |
317 |
Jesus gives speech
Jesus was standing on a hill talking to his people.
''He
who hath not sinned, cast the first stone." Just then... |
5.00 |
267 |
Cute Little Sayings
1. Life is sexually transmitted.
2. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made... |
6.00 |
787 |
Bumper Stickers
Bush happensLife is like a box of chocolates. Looks
like we got a bad one. (Impeach Bush)Jesus loves you.... |
0.00 |
253 |
The New Santa Contract
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. Please
read the following carefully. I regret to inform you... |
4.00 |
238 |
Job Application
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a
computer company. They both had the same qualifications. ... |
0.00 |
240 |
Horse Tears
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he
walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the... |
0.00 |
254 |
Drunk Superhero
Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a
skyscraper and were totally plastered.
The first guy... |
0.00 |
244 |
Daughter's Prayer
A family was having some people to dinner. At the table,
the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said,... |
9.00 |
275 |
M.A.R.I.N.E.
What does marine stand for? Muscles are required,
intellegence not expected. |
0.00 |
216 |
Movie Theater Mayhem! Gosh!
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in a theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to... |
1.00 |
238 |
Pa Won't Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over... |
0.00 |
244 |
Three friends die in a ...
Three friends die in a caraccident and they
go to an orientation in heaven. They are all... |
0.00 |
260 |
Intelligent Life?
Aliens from Somewhere-Out-There just landed on Earth. The
Captain and First Mate step out and says: "Creatures... |
3.00 |
243 |
Mechanical vs. Chemical
What is the difference between MechanicalEngineers and Civil
Engineers? Mechanical Engineers build weapons,... |
0.00 |
222 |
Tennessee Divorce
Q: What do a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in
common?
A: Someone is going to lose a trailer. |
0.00 |
204 |
Obnoxious Pool Fun
*Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down
until your demands are met.
*Tell the lifeguards... |
0.00 |
234 |
True Newspaper Clippings
|
10.00 |
285 |
Bulgy Protrudy
This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that
his eyes are bulging and his ears are protruding. He... |
5.00 |
254 |
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