| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Eye to Eye
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Just
between you and me. Something smells. |
0.00 |
192 |
If _____ Made Toasters
If Oracle made toasters... They'd claim their toaster was
compatible with all brands and styles of bread, but when... |
8.00 |
227 |
Through The Desert On A Man With No Ears
A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only
permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears,... |
4.00 |
247 |
The Firing Squad
A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his
crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what... |
4.00 |
238 |
The Burned Ears
A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the
hospital how it happened.
He said, ''I was ironing... |
0.00 |
197 |
Thank The lord!
There was a guy in the middle of the desert and his car
broke down. He started walking and he came to a monastery,... |
5.00 |
245 |
How To Bathe A Cat
I.
Know that although the cat has the advantage
of quickness and lack of concern for human life, you have... |
0.00 |
222 |
Demon Babies
One day there was a woman who was about to have babies. She
went to a fortune teller and the fortune teller said she... |
5.00 |
257 |
New Rules For Employment
SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to... |
3.00 |
230 |
Bad Drivers
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife
calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says,... |
0.00 |
229 |
Famous Last Words
* I'll get a world record for this.
* Let me reach in
and get your watch out of the printing press.
* Let's... |
4.00 |
254 |
No Punishment
Boy: Will you punish me for something i didn't do?
Teacher: Of corse not!
Boy: Good cause I didn't... |
4.00 |
213 |
A Fence Bid
Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the
same day. One was from New York, another from Texas, and... |
5.00 |
233 |
Camoflauge Clothing
There once was pirate captain who, whenever it looked like a
battle would be imminent would change into a red shirt.... |
0.00 |
299 |
Throwing Stuff Down A Mineshaft
Two guys were hiking in the mountains when they came
across an old mine shaft going straight down into the... |
5.00 |
205 |
Ring My Bell
The bell-ringer for the church had just passed away, so the
priest was looking for someone new to ring the bell. Then... |
5.00 |
242 |
Three Construction Workers
Three guys work on a constuction site. One is white, one is
black and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the... |
9.00 |
238 |
The Witty Truck Driver
A truck driver was
drivingalong on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads... |
5.00 |
259 |
Some Character
Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete
them on my PC?
ANSWER: The characters go to different... |
4.00 |
228 |
Polite Ways to Say They're Stupid
1. A few clowns short of a
circus.
2. A few fries short of a... |
0.00 |
263 |
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