| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
God's Name
Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. The gatekeeper at
the gate to heaven says, ''There are too many people in... |
5.00 |
259 |
Beethoven is Dead
What's Beethoven doing now that he's dead?
He's
de-composing. |
0.00 |
178 |
THE DRUNK
There was a man who would come home blind drunk every night
and vomit in the bathroom sink, and every night the man's... |
4.00 |
277 |
Last Request
The inmate on death row was scheduled tobe put to death by
firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the... |
0.00 |
234 |
Engineers and The Human Body
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing
the possible designers of the human body. One said,... |
5.00 |
245 |
The Lima Bean
What did the lima bean say before it went into the
pot?Sufferin' succotash! |
0.00 |
192 |
Cheap Thoughts
You're so dumb, if I gave you a penny for your thoughts, I'd
expect change! |
0.00 |
200 |
Flintstone Pick-up Line
I'm no Wilma Flintstone, but I can make your ''Bedrock!'' |
0.00 |
197 |
Burning Bush
Thousands of people flock to the annual Burning Man festival
in The Black Rock Desert north of Reno, Nevada. At this... |
3.00 |
245 |
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
A travelling salesman was out in the country one evening and
wasn't sure how to get back to the main highway. He came... |
0.00 |
235 |
Potatoes Hotatoes
Two potatoes are walking down the street. One of them is
a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the... |
19.00 |
249 |
2 Canadian Guys
Two Canadian guys, Mike and Rob were on the roof, laying
tile, when a sudden gust of wind came and knocked down... |
5.00 |
259 |
Rocket Science
Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically
to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners,... |
0.00 |
206 |
Blind Man Holding a Knife
Q: Did you hear about the blind circumcisor?
A: He
got the sack. |
0.00 |
173 |
If you're American ...
If you're American when you go into
thebathroom, and American when you come out, what are you... |
5.00 |
249 |
Microsoft and a Halter Top
What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common?
Both offer very little support! |
0.00 |
186 |
Top 11 Worst Things To Say at a Funeral
11) I'm spiking the punch at the reception. That'll liven
things up!
10) Hey! Did I just see the dead guy... |
4.00 |
267 |
The Little Girl and the Wrinkles
A little girl is sitting on her grandpa's lap and studying
the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve to rub... |
5.00 |
251 |
Tale of the Two Dead Boys
One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got
up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other, drew... |
4.00 |
278 |
Hydrant Equation
If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the
outside?
K9P. |
0.00 |
197 |
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