| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Chicken Engineering at Its Finest
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted
from ''Feathers,'' the publication of the California Poultry... |
2.00 |
408 |
Oreo Psycho-Personality Test
Psychologists havediscovered that the
manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great... |
10.00 |
492 |
Praying for the Lottery
One Sunday, Shane walks into a church and kneels down at the
altar and begins to pray to God, stating that he owes many... |
3.00 |
490 |
A Horoscope For The Workplace
ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future simply by
your birthday. The Chinese Zodiac uses the year of your... |
0.00 |
446 |
Buried at Sea
This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and
summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is... |
8.00 |
406 |
Running Around Blindly
A policeman directing traffic at a busy city intersection
one afternoon observed a blind man with his seeing-eye dog... |
0.00 |
381 |
Engineer's Belief
Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix
it.Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't... |
3.00 |
390 |
Serenity Under Pressure
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill... |
0.00 |
360 |
Amish Woman Driver
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and
buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. “Ma'am,” said... |
2.00 |
418 |
The Waiter and the Fart
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends
down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts... |
10.00 |
508 |
A woman walks into a restaurant and sits down. As she bends down to reach into her purse for her wallet, she farts loudly with the waiter right behind her. She sits abruptly back up, glares at the wauter and shouts “Stop that!” To which the wa
One day a preacher goes to visit an elderly lady. As he is
sitting there talking with her, he notices a bowl of... |
0.00 |
438 |
Urinalotta Trouble
Above the urinal, written on the wall:
Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand! |
0.00 |
336 |
Do You Have A Light?
Two guys were attending a party in the woods, when all of a
sudden, the skies opened up and rained torrents on... |
0.00 |
391 |
Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium
1) You try to enter your password on the microwave. ... |
0.00 |
348 |
Linguistic Lapses
In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers here for
best results. ... |
0.00 |
297 |
Wanted: Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant
position, and wanted to find out a little about her... |
0.00 |
379 |
The Jackass Story
This Story is true!!! For all of you who occasionally
have a really bad day when you just need to take it out on... |
30.00 |
543 |
Grosser Than Gross - Pudding
What's grosser than gross?Dreaming about eating chocolate
pudding, and waking up with a spoon in your butt. |
10.00 |
329 |
Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them
names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your... |
0.00 |
401 |
You Know You're Out Of College When...
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. Your potted plants stay alive.... |
0.00 |
343 |
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