| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Cross a dog with a telephone
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver! |
0.00 |
177 |
You might be ghetto
You might be ghetto if your phone's in your baby's name! |
0.00 |
213 |
The Secret of Speed
Plane: How do you fly so fast?
Rocket: You'll
know when your ass is on fire! |
0.00 |
177 |
Carrots
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses? |
0.00 |
190 |
Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General
Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace... |
0.00 |
207 |
The Dentist
There once was this Vietnam vet who still occasionally had
very vivid flasbacks. The man worked as a dentist and one... |
5.00 |
236 |
Microsoft Darkness
How many Microsoft technicians does it take to screw in a
light bulb? None, they would just declare darkness the... |
0.00 |
211 |
Constipation
Did you hear about the new movie ''Constipation?''
It hasn't come out yet. |
0.00 |
202 |
Ten Things to Do in a Public Bathroom
1.Come out of the stall with wet hands.
2.Pour
water in a constant stream on the floor and say, 'Darn, I... |
3.00 |
255 |
A Brief History Of Medicine
A short history of medicine:I have an
earache. 2000 B.C. - Here, eat... |
0.00 |
209 |
Writing's Powerful Message
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a
desire to become a "great" writer.When asked... |
4.00 |
228 |
The Ex-Wife and the Genie
One day a man was planting flowers outside his new house
when he found a bottle with a cork in it. He took out the... |
0.00 |
264 |
Stupid, Stupid People
AT&T
fired PresidentJohn Walter after nine months, saying he... |
0.00 |
287 |
Prison vs. Work
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10'
cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8'... |
0.00 |
211 |
ABCs
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of
doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told... |
5.00 |
236 |
Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to
go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said,... |
0.00 |
219 |
Yo' daddy's so ugly,
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was
arrested for mooning! |
72.00 |
915 |
Horse's Ass
The U.S. Standard railroad gauge (distance between the
rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd... |
0.00 |
223 |
The Deer Hunt
Saturday
1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings.
2:00 A.M.
Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed.
2:30... |
0.00 |
221 |
Thanksgiving Turkey
One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main
street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a... |
5.00 |
257 |
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