| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
You Filthy F***ing Parrot
There's this fellow with a parrot. And the parrot swears
like a sailor. I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for... |
0.00 |
227 |
A Roomful of Rednecks
What do you get when you have 32 rednecks in a room? A
full set of teeth. |
0.00 |
195 |
E.T.'s Eyes
Why are E.T.'s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone
bill! |
0.00 |
179 |
Wise Old Man
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home
near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of... |
10.00 |
574 |
Bee Milky
Q. What kind of bees make the best milk? A. Boo-bees! |
4.00 |
180 |
Coming to America
One day, the Pope is visiting America and driving around
Washington in his limo when he gets an... |
0.00 |
202 |
Telephone Operator's Proposal
How did the telephone operator propose to his
girlfriend?He gave her a ring. |
0.00 |
208 |
Sub-standard School Systems
Mother: Come on, Victor, you have to get out of bed or
you'll be late for school.
Victor: Aw, Mom do I have... |
0.00 |
225 |
Space Monkeys
NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys
and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when... |
3.00 |
218 |
Aggie Nativity
How come Texas A&M couldn't put on a nativity scene?
Because they couldnt find three wise men or a ... |
0.00 |
193 |
Executive Decision
A hardworking female executive dies and meets St. Peter at
the pearly gates and he says, "You've shown an... |
0.00 |
230 |
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub
in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of... |
0.00 |
253 |
This Is a Recording
A plane was once flying over an island when the passengers
heard the pilot's voice: “Ladies & Gentlemen, if you... |
4.00 |
237 |
The Tomato Family
The Tomato family is walking down the street. There's the
mama tomato, the papa tomato and baby tomato.
They're... |
0.00 |
231 |
The Shoe Family
John: "Did you hear the one about the father
shoe?"
Sara: "No, what about... |
0.00 |
210 |
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be
exact. On one side of the river lived the rabbit, and on... |
0.00 |
218 |
The Lord's Name in Vain
A man was working on a preacher's car in a garage and he was
pushing hard on a wrench to loosen a nut and his hand... |
0.00 |
239 |
Skull & Bones
Q: Why were the bones chasing the skull?
A: Because
they wanted to get ahead. |
0.00 |
180 |
Sheep and Kangaroo
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?
A sweater with big pockets. |
0.00 |
192 |
Pizza, Pizza
A guy ordered a pizza, and Luigi behind the counter asked
him if he wanted his pizza in 4 slices or 8. ... |
0.00 |
250 |
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