| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Pantyhose
Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: Her ankles swell up when she farts. |
0.00 |
191 |
Our Four Sons
Four guys went golfing; one went in the clubhouse to pay
while the others waited at the first tee. One of the guys... |
5.00 |
245 |
old lady driving
There is an old lady driving on Interstate 22. A police car
pulls her over and explains to the lady she is going 22 mph.... |
0.00 |
219 |
The moron
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly. |
0.00 |
177 |
Metaphysical Downsizing
One day a government worker was digging through his office
drawers when suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. (Oh,... |
0.00 |
225 |
In-Laws and Out-Laws
What is the difference between out-laws, and in-laws?
Out-laws are wanted. |
0.00 |
183 |
God's Speed of Service
A man asked God how much a million dollars was to him. God
replied, ''Oh, about one penny.'' Then the man asked how... |
0.00 |
206 |
End Of The World As We Know It
Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton, and Bill Gates were invited on
the eve of the millennium to have dinner with God. After a... |
5.00 |
233 |
Eggplant and Nuts
SON: What vegetable makes your eyes water?
DAD: An onion
son.
SON: You`ve obviously never been hit in the nads... |
0.00 |
197 |
Brooms & Carrotsticks
Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles
when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob,... |
5.00 |
217 |
A Well-Dressed Lawyer and a Redneck
A successful, wealthy, bigshot city lawyer and a redneck got
into a car wreck on a hot summer day. The lawyer got out of... |
2.00 |
223 |
Things that make you go Humm..
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would
have produced ... |
5.00 |
311 |
Five good leads
Tommy Shaughnessy enters the confessional box and says,
"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a... |
13.00 |
216 |
Get on the bus
In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young
woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked... |
5.00 |
237 |
God and Eve
After three weeks in the garden, God came to visit Eve.
"How's things,... |
5.00 |
229 |
The seven dwarves
The seven dwarves are in Rome visiting the Vatican, when
Dopey goes up to ... |
5.00 |
253 |
Fax me
I once received a fax with a note on the bottom to fax the
document back to the sender when I was finished with it,... |
5.00 |
242 |
It's the law
The following are laws from around the world which,... |
5.00 |
235 |
Texan Baby
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and
announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas |
5.00 |
247 |
Subject: New Bumper Stickers X Rated
Constipated people don't give a shit. ... |
5.00 |
301 |
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