| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Three Hunters
There are 3 hunters in the woods, they're all telling each
other what they're are going to shoot. The first one says... |
3.00 |
312 |
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your... |
9.00 |
274 |
Workplace Farting: Options Explored
Whether the cause is a previous night of drinking or a big
lunch, the outcome is the same: Farts. Seventy percent... |
0.00 |
275 |
Survivor for Alabamans
With the overwhelming response to the CBS hit
"Survivor", Alabamans have made their own... |
0.00 |
263 |
Ventriloquist and the Polack
A ventriloquist had just finished his polack joke routine
when a huge, drunk polack confronted him, ''I'm sick of... |
0.00 |
268 |
Whose Son is He?
About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail
Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he got him alone for a... |
0.00 |
289 |
Cherry Potty
A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw a
Port-A-Potty. Feeling mischievous, he tipped it over into... |
0.00 |
288 |
Engineering In Hell
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter
checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer... |
3.00 |
273 |
A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his
son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta... |
0.00 |
276 |
You Know You're From Michigan When...
1) You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
2) You think alkaline batteries were named for a tiger... |
4.00 |
297 |
A Little Far-Fetched, But Okay
What do you call a midget clairvoyant on the run?
A
small medium at large! |
0.00 |
221 |
Christmas Carol Parrot
A man wanted to buy his wife a unique birthday present. So
one day, he went into a pet store looking for a parrot. ... |
0.00 |
254 |
People Really Said These Things In Court
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: This... |
1.00 |
306 |
Ponderous Notions
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
If... |
5.00 |
258 |
Honk If You Love Jesus
The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus'' bumper
sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because... |
6.00 |
300 |
Pillsbury Doughboy Obituary
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a
severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as... |
0.00 |
252 |
Helisoft
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an
electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's... |
0.00 |
257 |
Sermon on Temperance
A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With
great expression he said, ''If I had all the beer in the... |
0.00 |
235 |
Fun Things For The Office Drone
Gags for the Office
Drone Run one lap... |
0.00 |
273 |
Diet for Stress
Breakfast:
- 1/2 grapefruit
- 1 slice
whole wheat toast - 8 oz. skim...
|
0.00 |
322 |
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