| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Squawks
Squawks are problems left behind by airplane pilots that are
checked for each night. These problems are always solved... |
0.00 |
250 |
If Ever You're Choking...
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South.
She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too... |
0.00 |
286 |
PROOF: Santa Claus Does NOT Exist
There are approximately two billion children (persons under
18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit... |
0.00 |
305 |
The Amish vs. the Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were
amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two... |
0.00 |
243 |
Spitfire
What's black and white, black and brown, and black and
black? A nun on a spit! |
0.00 |
218 |
A Definite Definition
A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second
grade class a new word today. She tells them that the word... |
0.00 |
282 |
The Smartest Dog Ever
As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $10 and
a note in his mouth, reading: "10 lamb chops,... |
0.00 |
261 |
Culture Shock
Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are
discussing the difference between the Old Country and the... |
0.00 |
286 |
Practice Makes Perfect
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
practice? |
0.00 |
244 |
A Girl Named Happy Butt
It was this little girl's first day of school and the
teacher asked her what her name was and she replied,... |
0.00 |
321 |
Heavenly Reward
Three guys died and when they got to the pearly gates, St.
Peter met them there.St. Peter said, "I know that... |
0.00 |
275 |
Chemistry, Duke and Bonkistry
Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a
zillion years by Professor Bonk (really), and his course is... |
0.00 |
243 |
Retired Marine
A retired US Marine was looking for a new job. He finally
found one that appealed to his interests. At the interview,... |
10.00 |
345 |
An Old Fart
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to
a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well... |
5.00 |
293 |
Working On The Fourth Husband
A woman announces to he rfriend that she is
getting married for the fourth time.
"How... |
0.00 |
266 |
A Few Philisophical Statements...
Always take the time to smell the roses... and sooner or
later you'll inhale a bee.
If a motorist cuts... |
5.00 |
294 |
Just A Juggalo
A man is driving home, when is pulled over by a patrolman
for a broken blinker. The cop looks into the guys' car and... |
0.00 |
271 |
I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already
Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness.
Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in? New... |
0.00 |
277 |
Job Application
This is an actual job application someone submitted to
McDonald's. They hired him. NAME - Greg Bulmash ... |
10.00 |
330 |
And God Created A Sleeping Man
A couple went to church every week, but every week without
fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon. ... |
0.00 |
299 |
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