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Rating |
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Hotel Letters
Hotel LettersThe following letters were taken
from an actual incident between aLondon hotel and one of... |
0.00 |
295 |
Frying Pan Action
Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and
says, ''God, it's hot in here.'' And the other sausage... |
0.00 |
263 |
WINDERS 98
MICROSOFT NEWS RELEASE:
It has come to our attention that
a few copies of the Georgia edition of Windows 98 may have... |
5.00 |
226 |
Top Ten... Sleeping at Desk
10) ''They told me at the blood bank this might
happen.''
9) ''This is just a 15 minute power-nap... |
3.00 |
257 |
The Windy Day
George set out on a very windy day to see his friend Sam who
was sick in bed. Hours later, he pulled his weary body into... |
0.00 |
290 |
One-Armed Man
Q: How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
A:
wave at him. |
0.00 |
219 |
National Anthem
Q: What is the new Cuban national anthem?
A:
“Row, Row, Row Your Boat.” |
0.00 |
193 |
Lunch for the Lama
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says,
“Make me one with everything.” |
0.00 |
228 |
It Ain't Bingo
Q: What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old
ladies?
A: A slot machine. |
0.00 |
209 |
Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer
Dr. Seuss as Technical Writer If
a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the... |
0.00 |
233 |
Bagpipe
What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. |
0.00 |
195 |
Amputee Escaping
During WWII a fighter pilot was shot down over Germany and
he was captured by the Nazis. He was hurt pretty bad so he... |
9.00 |
269 |
A Misuse of NASA Technology
Scientists at NASA built a gun specifically to launch dead
chickens at the windshields of airplanes, military jets and... |
0.00 |
224 |
The Lyin' King
What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?
One's an African lion, and the other's a lion African. |
0.00 |
201 |
Barbie
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
0.00 |
201 |
A Prayer Before Dying
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather
did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in... |
0.00 |
272 |
Jesus and Satan are having a conversation...
Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who
was better on his computer. They had been going at it for... |
0.00 |
241 |
Mexican Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got
two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops... |
5.00 |
263 |
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass
of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if... |
0.00 |
303 |
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty
day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of... |
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246 |
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