| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Tail Light on Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a
traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike. |
998.00 |
6444 |
The Real Medico
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156.00 |
2833 |
Blind Man and Child
|
199.00 |
4030 |
3 men and a river
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a
large raging, violent river. They needed to get to the... |
294.00 |
4966 |
Hot air ballon ride
A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost. He reduced
altitude and spotted a woman below. |
86.00 |
3000 |
The lumberjack
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised
that they were looking for a good lumberjack. |
28.00 |
2359 |
How old am I?
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and
scratch the whole way. |
149.00 |
4576 |
Hunting in the jungle
Three men were flying on a plane over the jungle when it
crashed. They were the only people who survived. They... |
40.00 |
2199 |
How many babies?
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital
waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse... |
100.00 |
2738 |
Lipstick on the mirror
According to a news report, a certain private school in
Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A... |
60.00 |
2148 |
Dragging Their Feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are
dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet,... |
58.00 |
1893 |
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident
were serious enough to take the trucking company... |
55.00 |
1776 |
Three Hunters
There are 3 hunters in the woods, they're all telling each
other what they're are going to shoot. The first one says... |
53.00 |
2064 |
Teacher's Pet
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought
presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the... |
20.00 |
2100 |
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty
day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of... |
4.00 |
1576 |
Jesus & the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say,
''Jesus is watching you!''while he rumagged through the... |
63.00 |
1978 |
The Teacher's Gift
It was the last day of school, and all the students were
bringing presents for their teacher. A florist's daughter... |
21.00 |
1460 |
Shoot The Pig
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says, "Boss,... |
32.00 |
1832 |
The Creation of Man
God created the mule, and told him, " You will be a mule,
working constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads... |
53.00 |
2217 |
Cat in the Way
Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on
the door of a woman who was not happy to see them. Shetold... |
45.00 |
2014 |
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