| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Take Off My Clothes
My wife came home the other night and told me to take off
her blouse.
Then she told me to take off her skirt.... |
4.00 |
413 |
Black Eyes
A guy with two black eyes walks into church one Sunday. The
priest notices him and is very concerned.
"What... |
38.00 |
821 |
Ready to Go Home Yet?
There was a guy in a bar and he asked the bartender for a
beer. He chugged it, looked into his pocket, asked for... |
0.00 |
276 |
Topless Sunbather
A woman was staying at a hotel and she decided to go
sunbathing on the hotel roof. When she laid down to sun... |
0.00 |
308 |
Why Do Wives Live Longer ?
Why do wives live longer than their husbands?
Because they aren't married to women! |
4.00 |
260 |
In-Laws and Out-Laws
What is the difference between out-laws, and in-laws?
Out-laws are wanted. |
0.00 |
218 |
Bad Pickup Line
Is that Windex in your pants? Because I can sure see
myself in them. |
0.00 |
242 |
Senior Citizen on Highway
There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife
calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says,... |
0.00 |
299 |
Abnormal Psychology
In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about
to introduce the subject of manic depression.The... |
5.00 |
298 |
Sensitive Men
Why is it so difficult to find men who are caring,
sensitive, and good looking? They already have... |
0.00 |
246 |
Gassy Broad
Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampton who had a
maddening passion for baked beans. She loved them, but... |
5.00 |
245 |
Men and Women
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better
believe; I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage... |
0.00 |
231 |
Stumpy and Martha
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every
year. Every year Stumpy would say, ''Martha, I'd like to... |
3.00 |
239 |
Stumpy and his wife
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every
year. Every year Stumpy would say, ''Martha, I'd like to... |
0.00 |
216 |
The Lyin' King
What's the difference between Simba and O.J. Simpson?
One's an African lion, and the other's a lion African. |
0.00 |
201 |
Barbie
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? |
1.00 |
230 |
Mexican Smuggler
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got
two large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops... |
5.00 |
285 |
The Pope goes to New York.
The Pope goes to New York. He is picked up at the airport
by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to... |
5.00 |
264 |
The Scent of An Old Woman
A haggard old lady was riding in a posh hotel's elevator.
On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on, smelling... |
15.00 |
297 |
The Bar on the 23rd Floor
'Two men are in a bar on the 23rd floor of a building.One
man says to the other ''There is something really strange... |
6.00 |
294 |
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