| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Think You're Secret Agent Material?
Three men are at the FBI Building for a job interview. The
interviewing FBI agent tells the first man, ''To be in the... |
4.00 |
428 |
Poisonous Mushrooms
A woman announces to her friend that she is
getting married for the fourth time. |
0.00 |
438 |
What, No Golden Goose?
A man comes home late one night, drunk.
"Where have you been?" asks his wife.... |
0.00 |
425 |
Men and Women
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better
believe; I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage... |
0.00 |
410 |
An Amazing Connection With God
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well,... |
7.00 |
399 |
And God Created A Sleeping Man
A couple went to church every week, but every week without
fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon. ... |
6.00 |
394 |
Bulimic Bachelor Party
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl! |
0.00 |
319 |
Hold Me
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion
is heating up. But then the wife stops and says: ''I don't... |
4.00 |
486 |
First Class?
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York
with a ticket for the coach section. She looks at the seats... |
8.00 |
412 |
Rejected
These three married couples died and when they got to the
pearly gates. St.Peter told the first husband, “I can't let... |
0.00 |
428 |
Who is Marylou?!?
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his
morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.... |
1.00 |
342 |
Stumpy and Martha
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every
year. Every year Stumpy would say, ''Martha, I'd like to... |
4.00 |
376 |
Women Driver
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of
their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of... |
8.00 |
464 |
Furrier Funnies
Sam and a beautiful woman walk into avery posh Beverly Hills
furrier. "Show the lady your finest mink!" the... |
0.00 |
356 |
Modern Science
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's
sex drive by 90% — wedding cake! |
0.00 |
303 |
Pretend We're Married
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves
in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the... |
5.00 |
399 |
Women's English
"Yes" = No "No" =
Yes "Maybe" = No
| 5.00 |
395 |
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Baby Hermaphrodite
A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes
into the room and says, ''I have something to tell you about... |
0.00 |
391 |
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass
of scotch. The bartender, a little worried, asks him if... |
9.00 |
512 |
BMW & a Porcupine
What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine?
The pricks are on the inside. |
0.00 |
327 |
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