| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Hubby Homing Device
Wife #1: Hey, Lynn, tell me this. How did you get your
husband from staying out late? ... |
0.00 |
370 |
Sweet Talker
On a plane, a man and his wife are offered tea and both
accept. The man tries to be sweet to his wife, saying “Pass... |
0.00 |
437 |
All You Can Drink
A man walks into a bar, sits down on a bench and orders a
cold one. He swigs down the beer, looks in his pocket,... |
4.00 |
447 |
Computer Gender
Women claim that computers should be referred to in the
masculine gender because: ... |
0.00 |
338 |
Some Mornings
Some mornings I wake up grouchy... and on others I just let
her sleep! |
0.00 |
328 |
Dead Again
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman
who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the... |
4.00 |
411 |
Male & Female Brains
One day a group of husbands and wives went to a scientific
program. The doctor there was showing them brains from... |
0.00 |
397 |
Parachute Crap Shoot
Four people are in an airplane: the president, the smartest
man in the world, an old man and a young girl. The plane... |
0.00 |
338 |
Beer Bottle Opener
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It
should be opened when she brings it to you. |
0.00 |
312 |
Add It Up: Relationship Guide
For all you guys out there who just
can't figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance,... |
0.00 |
362 |
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0MEMORANDUM RE:
Computer Software Warning ... |
0.00 |
301 |
If Men Ruled the World
Any fake phone number a girl
gave you would automatically forward your call to her real... |
0.00 |
411 |
Efficiency Expert
The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of
caution. ''You don't want to try these techniques at... |
0.00 |
309 |
What I Want in a Man
Original List (age 22):
1. Handsome... |
6.00 |
335 |
Doctor's Orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.... |
0.00 |
388 |
Doctor's Orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.... |
0.00 |
273 |
Doctor's Orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.... |
0.00 |
243 |
Doctor's Orders
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.... |
0.00 |
257 |
Tee Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity,
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring... |
4.00 |
373 |
Fall-Down Drunk
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the
absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.... |
0.00 |
423 |
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