| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Garden of Eden
Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very
lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with... |
0.00 |
294 |
Divorced Barbie
Have you heard about the new Barbie doll? It's called
Divorce Barbie. It comes with all Ken's stuff. |
0.00 |
287 |
Brains
An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came
from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. ''How... |
4.00 |
300 |
Women's Six Inch Friend
What are six inches long and irresistable to women?
Dollar bills. |
0.00 |
270 |
The Devoted Wife
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her
husband. Now he had been slipping in and out of a coma... |
10.00 |
329 |
P.M.S.
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light
bulb? A: One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only... |
0.00 |
308 |
Rabid Dogs are Useful
One fall day Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a
hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a... |
4.00 |
292 |
Erin Go Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and
walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,... |
0.00 |
339 |
The Wrong Way
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car
phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice... |
0.00 |
325 |
Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate
road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze... |
0.00 |
311 |
Deathbed Confession
The was a man who had three georgeous kids and one extremely
gruesome one.
While on his deathbed, he asked his... |
8.00 |
326 |
Bed Time
One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later
the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of... |
0.00 |
364 |
Material Safety Data Sheet
Element: Woman
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted as 118lbs., known to vary from 110 to... |
0.00 |
267 |
Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a
fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dark and... |
0.00 |
312 |
A Husband's Moment of Realization
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of acoma for
several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single... |
0.00 |
287 |
How to Tell When You Have PMS
1) Everyone around you has an
attitudeproblem. 2) You're adding... |
3.00 |
298 |
Oreo Psycho-Personality Test
Psychologists
havediscovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo... |
0.00 |
303 |
Female Rejection Lines
10. I think of you as a brother.Translation: You remind me
of that inbred banjo-playing geek in 'Deliverance.' ... |
0.00 |
318 |
Where Intelligence Comes From
Son: ''Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?''
Dad: ''Well, son, you must have gotten it from your... |
0.00 |
277 |
Men Are Like...
"Men are like fine wine. They all start out like
grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in... |
5.00 |
328 |
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