| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Solitary Confinement Woes
Three guys are convicted of a veryserious crime, and
they're all sentenced to twenty years in solitary... |
4.00 |
341 |
Men Prefer ....
Q: Why do men prefer intelligent women? A:
Opposites attract. |
0.00 |
232 |
PMS and a Terrorist
How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and
a terrorist?
Terrorists can be negotiated with. |
0.00 |
250 |
What's the difference between men and beer?
What's the difference between men and beer?
When
you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents. |
0.00 |
248 |
Undertakers
What did one undertaker say to the other? Pass me another
cold one! |
0.00 |
240 |
At the Old Folks Home
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking.
Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your... |
4.00 |
330 |
A woman told me...
How do you know when a man's going to say something
intelligent? He starts his sentence with ''A woman... |
0.00 |
259 |
Translating Male Phrases
"I'm going fishing."
Really
means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid... |
5.00 |
292 |
How to Open a Beer
How many men does it take to open a beer? None.
It should be opened by the time she brings it to you! |
0.00 |
229 |
Missappropriated Churchill Quote
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be
greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at... |
5.00 |
317 |
The Deer Hunter
Saturday
1:00 A.M. Alarm clock rings.
2:00 A.M.
Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed.
2:30... |
4.00 |
285 |
Redneck Marital Woes
You might be a redneck if you have to take your hat off so
your wife can fit into the truck with you. |
0.00 |
231 |
The Perfect Wife
What is the perfect wife? A good-looking, sex-craved,
chef who owns a liquor store. |
0.00 |
292 |
Encyclopedias For sale
For sale by owner: Complete set of Encyclopedia Brittanicas.
No longer need them -- damn wife knows everything!! |
0.00 |
242 |
Three Men and a Genie
Three men were walking down a street and found a bottle
laying on the side of the road. They picked it up and a... |
4.00 |
314 |
What's for Dinner?
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.
He says to the doctor, ''Doctor, I think my wife is deaf... |
0.00 |
268 |
Barbie Turns 40
Yes, it's hard to
believe,but in 1999 Barbie will turn 40, just in time to... |
5.00 |
307 |
Spell L-O-V-E
A man came in to heaven and God wanted to go on a vacation
so he asked the man to take over while he was away. God... |
0.00 |
363 |
Pea Brain
How do you make a woman's brain the size of a pea?
Inflate it. |
0.00 |
211 |
3 Eggs and 10,000 dollars
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a
small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and... |
3.00 |
312 |
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