| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Penguin & JFK, Jr.
What do JFK Jr. and a penguin have in common?
They're both cute as hell and can't fly! |
73.00 |
1185 |
Clinton Hijinx
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a
trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret... |
113.00 |
2218 |
Why don't women need watches?
Why don't women need watches?
Because there's a
clock on the stove. |
43.00 |
1414 |
Angelic Love
"My wife is an angel.""Lucky you. Mine's
still alive." |
150.00 |
1139 |
The Rules (by Her)
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES
are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can... |
7.00 |
1411 |
Gary Condit's Pants
Q: Why does Congressman Gary Condit wear pants?A: To keep
his ankles warm! |
28.00 |
775 |
Top 10 Things You Don't Want Dubya to Say
10) My fellow Americans, I have been lying to you all this
time. These two beautiful twin daughters I have? They're... |
23.00 |
1444 |
Dubya Quotes
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush"Republicans understand the importance... |
29.00 |
1106 |
Post Turtle President
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90-year-old
man, the doctor asked his patient how he thought George W.... |
59.00 |
1056 |
Only in America
1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there... |
45.00 |
1426 |
Touchy Feely Cracky
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy
suddenly started massaging the shoulders of the person in... |
5.00 |
1042 |
Dick Cheney and the Bushes
Dick Cheney, President Bush and his
father areflying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya,... |
34.00 |
1302 |
Dear God
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but
nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter... |
47.00 |
1240 |
Bush's S.A.T.'s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s?A. Drool. |
15.00 |
1113 |
Diplomacy
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way
that they look forward to the trip! |
10.00 |
982 |
State Slogans
Alabama:
At Least We're not
MississippiAlaska:
11,623 Eskimos Can't be... |
14.00 |
1306 |
Pulling His Cheney
George W. Bush ran into Colin Powell`s office exclaiming,
"Dick Cheney hanged himselfin his bathroom!"... |
8.00 |
985 |
Presidential surprise
The President was out walking on a beautiful snowy day, when
he saw that somebody had urinated on the White House lawn to... |
30.00 |
1110 |
Whose Son is He?
About ten years ago, George Bush was visiting Mikhail
Gorbachev at the Kremlin. When he got him alone for a... |
8.00 |
1077 |
Cherry Potty
A little boy was playing by a pond when he saw a
Port-A-Potty. Feeling mischievous, he tipped it over into... |
16.00 |
1058 |
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