| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Political Spelling Contest
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood, and Bill Clinton
all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan... |
0.00 |
344 |
George W. Drowning
One day there were three boys walking down the street, and
suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to... |
4.00 |
310 |
Bush's Advisors
G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is
stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who... |
0.00 |
351 |
KFC: Our Daily Chicken
A salesman from KFC walked up to the Pope and offers him a
million dollars if he would change "The Lord's... |
1.00 |
346 |
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...
How many union guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fifteen. You got a problem with that? |
0.00 |
253 |
Bush & the Blackboard
George W. Bush was giving a third-grader a lesson on
politics. First he asked the kid to write "The... |
0.00 |
351 |
New Canadian Flag
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple
leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the... |
26.00 |
399 |
Bush Has Feelings Too
George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate all the
stupid jokes people make about me." Cheney reassured... |
0.00 |
362 |
Government vs. Mafia
What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?
One of them is organized. |
0.00 |
265 |
A Lawyer and A Politician
What do you get when you cross a corrupt lawyer with a
crooked politician?
Chelsea Clinton. |
0.00 |
253 |
Nice trade
Bill Clinton was arriving back to the White House from a
trip to Arkansas with a pig under each arm. A secret... |
0.00 |
243 |
Looking for Drivers
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car,
then it would perform illegal operations and crash. |
0.00 |
236 |
Donations for Dee Dee
Did you hear that Disney is going to make a movie about Dee
Dee Corodini? Yup, it will be called '101... |
0.00 |
243 |
Sinking Ship
George Bush is on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
The nation. |
0.00 |
258 |
Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
Senator Hillary Clinton snuck off to visit a
fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dark and... |
0.00 |
314 |
The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that
they are the best at apprehending criminals. The... |
0.00 |
255 |
Euro-English Instead of German
Euro-English The European Union commissioners
have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt... |
0.00 |
262 |
Bad Lawyer
Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?A: Senator. |
0.00 |
232 |
International Beer Syndrome
An insect falls into a mug of beer.
English Man: Throws
his mug of bear on the floor and walks out.
American... |
0.00 |
297 |
Cows In Government
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the
milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The... |
0.00 |
285 |
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