| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Bush Fans
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class
how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a... |
0.00 |
348 |
Obviously Not Jewish
One day George W. went out to dinner with a Jewish friend.
The friend recommended a kosher place nearby. They... |
0.00 |
296 |
Better Luck Next Time
Why are politicians proof of reincarnation? You just
can't get that screwed up in one lifetime. |
0.00 |
254 |
How to Mess With the IRS
(Internal Revenue Service, an agency of thegovernment to
whom Americans pay taxes on their salary.)--Always... |
0.00 |
276 |
Texas Talkin'
Here's what the heck they mean in the Lone Star State...
- The engine's runnin' but ain't nobody driving = Not...
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0.00 |
293 |
Gary Condit's Conductivity
Gary Condit is found dead with a smile on his face. Police
investigators find his scorched body and determine he had... |
0.00 |
227 |
Bush, Cheney, and the Buck
Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant buck, and were
dragging it by the legs back to their car, when they were... |
0.00 |
302 |
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole
You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a
lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do? ... |
0.00 |
277 |
The Grand Forks Flood Film
Did you know their making a movie about the Grand Forks
Flood? It's called, 'A River Runs Over It.' |
0.00 |
207 |
George W. and Moses
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal and
he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with a long... |
0.00 |
268 |
Clinton in Oz
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and the Secretary of Defense all
wanted to go to Oz, to visit the Wizard of Oz. Bill... |
0.00 |
257 |
List of Short Books
1) A Guide to Arab Democracies
2) A
Journey through the Mind of Dennis Rodman
3) ... |
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213 |
Hail to the Moron
It's finally come out why George W. is pushing childhood
literacy. He wants America's children to be better off... |
2.00 |
280 |
Gary Condit-Cadabra
What do Gary Condit and a magician have in common?They
both make their assistants disappear! |
0.00 |
203 |
Baby Gates and Microsoft
For the first time in, oh, a decade, I think, something from
Microsoft shipped on time: Jennifer Katharine Gates,... |
0.00 |
235 |
Random Acts of Stupidity Roundup
Curators at India's Baroda Museum reportedirreparable damage
to a priceless 3,000-year-old mummy, done by an overzealous... |
0.00 |
273 |
Bush and Polly
Why doesn't george w. bush eat parrots?A little thing
called cannibalism. |
0.00 |
231 |
Bill Gates and General Motors
Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General
Motors.
"If automotive technology had kept pace... |
0.00 |
231 |
Clinton on Halloween
A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he
couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles. |
4.00 |
269 |
White House Visitors
What do you call someone in the White House who is honest,
ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful? A... |
0.00 |
292 |
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