| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
I Guess That's Fair
Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is
carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens.""Chickens, eh?"... |
792.00 |
9497 |
You Might Be A Redneck if....
You might be a redneck if ''Bambi'' made you hungry for
rabbit! |
269.00 |
3924 |
You Might Be A Redneck if...
You might be a redneck if you ask your wife to get you a
beer and you daughter goes too. |
120.00 |
2754 |
Rednecks' Dogs
Q: Why do rednecks' dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing
parked cars... |
92.00 |
2539 |
Rednecks' Teeth
Q: What do you get when you stick 32 rednecks in one room?
A: A full set of teeth |
181.00 |
2410 |
Redneck Jedi II
You might be a redneck Jedi if you say, "Luke I am your
father... and your brother." |
85.00 |
1720 |
Redneck Theft
You might be a redneck if you are working at a welfare
office and are arrested for stealing food stamps. |
20.00 |
1627 |
Redneck Christmas Shopping
You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping
for your mom, sister and girlfriend and only come back with... |
104.00 |
2590 |
Redneck on the Roof
You might be a redneck if the roof of your truck is higher
than the roof of your house. |
26.00 |
1265 |
Redneck Pants
You might be a redneck if every time you see a sign that
says: “Just Say No To Crack,” it reminds you to... |
84.00 |
2027 |
Redneck Spelling
You know you're a redneck if you're part of the KKK, but you
can't spell it. |
47.00 |
1473 |
Redneck Parkin' Lot
If you have no cars that are moblie, and 14 cars that
aren't, then you might be a redneck. |
10.00 |
1153 |
Redneck Wins the Lottery
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to
Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket... |
62.00 |
2470 |
A Redneck's Toilet
You might be a redneck if your toilet has more carpet than
your floor! |
14.00 |
1281 |
In the back woods of Arkansas...
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into
labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called... |
98.00 |
2095 |
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892
A travelling salesman was out in the country one evening and
wasn't sure how to get back to the main highway. He came... |
23.00 |
1734 |
Hoe Down
Y'know yer a redneck, when someone yells "Hoe down!" and yer
date drops to da floor. |
40.00 |
1259 |
Redneck Top Ten
1) You've ever had to lug a paint can to the top of a water
tower to defend your sister's honor. ... |
30.00 |
2058 |
State Flower of West Virginia
What's the state flower of West Virginia? A satellite
dish. |
31.00 |
1223 |
Redneck Anthem
You know you're a redneck if you think the last four words
of the national anthem are: "Gentlemen, start your... |
41.00 |
1683 |
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