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Rating |
Hits |
Atlanta School Board
The Atlanta School Board, feeling left out by the fuss over
"Ebonics," has decided to designate Southern... |
0.00 |
360 |
Fifth Grade Senior
You might be a redneck if you consider the fifth grade your
senior year! |
0.00 |
251 |
Redneck Rules
Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried
in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone... |
4.00 |
353 |
Rednecks and Santa
You might be a redneck if you give Santa three pickled eggs
and a cold one instead of cookies and milk. |
0.00 |
252 |
How Rednecks Clean the Toilet
Y'might be a redneck, if you clean your toilet by peein' on
the stains! |
1.00 |
250 |
Right of Way
Q: Who has the right of way any time?
A: The car
with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns... |
5.00 |
313 |
Shoot The Pig
A farmhand is driving 'round the farm, checking the fences.
After a few minutes he radios his boss and says,... |
5.00 |
347 |
Rednecks and Computers
1. The mouse is referred to as
a "critter."
2. The keyboard is... |
1.00 |
381 |
Hillbilly Chicks and Polar Bears
What do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws. |
7.00 |
293 |
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
2. You have
used your light saber to open and cook a can of pork and... |
0.00 |
277 |
Rules of the Southern Lifestyle
All good Southerners already know these, but in fairness to
those Yankees who were dumb enough to stay down here: ... |
0.00 |
339 |
Redneck Spatula
You know you're a redneck when your flyswatter doubles as
your spatula! |
0.00 |
218 |
The New Santa Contract
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. Please
read the following carefully. I regret to inform you... |
4.00 |
312 |
Horse Tears
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he
walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the... |
0.00 |
329 |
Barefoot Redneck
You might be a redneck if your gas pedal in the car is
shaped like a bare foot! |
0.00 |
219 |
Redneck Belt Buckle
You just might possibly be a redneck if your belt buckle is
bigger than your head. |
0.00 |
242 |
Redneck Genitalia
You might be a redneck if you think genitalia is an Italian
airline! |
0.00 |
216 |
Move This Transmission
You might be a redneck if your wife yells, ''Come on, move
this transmission so I can take a bath!'' |
0.00 |
226 |
Redneck Fridge
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get
something from your fridge! |
0.00 |
230 |
Little Redneck Maniac
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is
attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other... |
0.00 |
342 |
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