| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Funeral arrangements
Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally
able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her... |
458.00 |
8252 |
Expert in the kitchen
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of
caution. |
84.00 |
4331 |
Child custody
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the
custody of their children posed a problem. |
240.00 |
4643 |
The chastity belt
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One
knight told his best friend - |
104.00 |
4107 |
Black Magic
An old man and woman were married for years even though they
hated each other. When they had a fight, screams and yelling... |
139.00 |
4270 |
If you love something
If you love something, set it free. ... |
422.00 |
9419 |
The honeymoon is over
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. ... |
135.00 |
4402 |
Before it starts
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down
on the couch in front of the television, and tells his... |
96.00 |
3678 |
Who is Marylou?!?
A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his
morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head.... |
84.00 |
2934 |
Statue Fantasy
An old wizard was walking through a park when he came upon
two statues. One statue was male and the other was female.... |
30.00 |
2524 |
Birth Control
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206.00 |
4142 |
He Thinks He's the Boss
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite
on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed,... |
112.00 |
3596 |
Men vs. Women: Round 1
NICKNAMES
align='left'>If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for... |
102.00 |
4124 |
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats' facial expressions.
align='left'>9) The need for the same style of shoes in... |
127.00 |
3479 |
Speaking Women-ese
WHAT WOMEN SAY & REALLY
MEAN: CAN'T WE JUST BE... |
48.00 |
2899 |
Age Old Riddle
If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears
him, is he still wrong? |
52.00 |
2183 |
Men and Women
I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better
believe; I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage... |
189.00 |
2550 |
What I Want in a Man
Original List (age 22): 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3.
Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5.... |
69.00 |
2879 |
Night Of The Living Dead
An elderly couple are watching the 700 Club. The evangelist
is getting really worked up, and it's soon time for the... |
22.00 |
2098 |
Bed Football
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly he let out
a loud fart. He yelled, "7 points!"His wife... |
80.00 |
3079 |
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