| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
A cold day in hell
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The
devil told his demon to put the man to work on a rock pile... |
82.00 |
2267 |
Football player test
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big
game, looked over to his star player and said, "I'm not... |
168.00 |
2856 |
Scotsman at a baseball game
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the
US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring... |
24.00 |
1347 |
Football team names
If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does... |
97.00 |
2309 |
Football Fan To The Rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is
attacked by a rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other... |
20.00 |
1327 |
Oops!
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a
round of golf when he realizes that he forgot to tell his... |
82.00 |
1797 |
Shoot to Win
Q: These days, what do you need to shoot to win a
professional golf tournament? A: Tiger Woods. |
10.00 |
1038 |
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet
below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was,... |
15.00 |
1079 |
Baseball in Heaven
There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in
a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, just... |
24.00 |
1114 |
Two Yankees Fans on a Train
Two Yankees fans are on a train up to Boston to watch their
team play the Red Sox. They start making fun of a couple of... |
27.00 |
1290 |
Passing a Football
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football
team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said,... |
15.00 |
1225 |
Golfing Buddies
There was an old man named Bill and one of the things he
most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. His... |
21.00 |
1190 |
Football Fans vs. Nuns
There were these three guys at a football game and it just
so happened that they were sitting behind three nuns. They... |
40.00 |
1172 |
Blonde in a Swimming Race
A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming
race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first,... |
15.00 |
1080 |
Subway Series School
On the first day of school, a teacher asked her class,
"Who here is a Mets fan?" Every student knew... |
9.00 |
919 |
Aggie Accident
There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out
hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.
''How did... |
8.00 |
992 |
Tee Shot
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity,
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring... |
20.00 |
1046 |
Help Me Find My Ball
Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9
holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet... |
11.00 |
975 |
Piss in the Boat
Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in
the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it,... |
26.00 |
1124 |
Jock vs. Nerd
$ Michael Jordan having
"retired," with $40 million in endorsements,... |
34.00 |
1240 |
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