| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Tennis Balls
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying
by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them... |
10.00 |
346 |
Ford Cars -vs- Golf Balls
What's the difference between a Ford and a golf ball?
You can drive a golf ball 200 yards. |
4.00 |
296 |
Where the Rocks Are
Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.
"I'm thirsty," said the first. "I'm... |
12.00 |
315 |
Golf and Tell
One Sunday morning, a priest wakes up and decides to go
golfing. He calls his boss and says that he feels very... |
8.00 |
338 |
Golf Ball Hunt
Off the seventh tee, Joe sliced his shot deep into a wooded
ravine. He took his eight iron and clambered down the... |
4.00 |
348 |
''Nerds Not Allowed
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of
computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he... |
2.00 |
314 |
Mike Tyson Computer
Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson Computer? It has
two bytes and no memory. |
5.00 |
248 |
Instant-Win Airbags!
DETROIT--With third-quarter
salessluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11... |
3.00 |
256 |
Jets Fan Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender
says, 'No pets allowed.' The man replied, 'This is a... |
4.00 |
340 |
Texas Thug Athletes
If two Dallas Cowboys are in a car. Who's driving? The
cops. |
0.00 |
279 |
Aggie Nativity
How come Texas A&M couldn't put on a nativity scene?
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a ... |
5.00 |
263 |
First-Time Golfer
A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.
Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for... |
4.00 |
333 |
Trees-A Poem
I think that I shall never see
a hazard rougher than an
tree; A tree o'er which my ball must fly
if on the... |
4.00 |
297 |
Bungee Jumping In Mexico
Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business in
Mexico. They set up on the square of a small village. ... |
10.00 |
306 |
Passing Football
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football
team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said,... |
0.00 |
296 |
Instant re-play
Why do men need instant re-plays on TV sports?
They forgot what happened 30 seconds ago. |
2.00 |
295 |
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