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Rating |
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Job interview cheat
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up
north in Shreveport. A local man applied for the same job... |
194.00 |
4521 |
Blind pilots
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial
airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show... |
115.00 |
3262 |
Telesales
One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does
most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be... |
118.00 |
2367 |
Signal man's test
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local
railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal... |
35.00 |
2031 |
Calling in sick
Negotiations between union members and their employer were
at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were... |
88.00 |
4132 |
The new southern Santa
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. ... |
38.00 |
1747 |
Texan Farmer
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he
meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows... |
27.00 |
1867 |
Applying for a Job at the CIA
A few months ago, there was an opening
with theCIA for an assassin. These highly classified... |
56.00 |
2025 |
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and threeaccountants are traveling by train
to a conference. At the station, the three accountantseach... |
37.00 |
1577 |
Reaching the end of a job...
Reaching the end of a
jobinterview, the human resources person asked a young... |
17.00 |
2348 |
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker
- Everyone who ticks him or her off gets a $26,000
phone bill. - Has won the Publisher's Clearing House...
|
6.00 |
1752 |
Actual Police Quotes
"If you run, you'll only go to jail
tired.""The handcuffs are tight because... |
38.00 |
2196 |
Interview Don'ts
A survey of top personnel executives of 100 major American
corporations asking for stories of unusual behavior by job... |
23.00 |
1783 |
Engineer vs. Manager
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is
lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He... |
12.00 |
1391 |
Two young engineers applied for a
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a
computer company. They both had the same qualifications. ... |
4.00 |
1131 |
New Rules For Employment
SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a
doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to... |
30.00 |
2111 |
Three Construction Workers
Three guys work on a constuction site. One is white, one is
black and one is Polish. The bell rings for lunch and the... |
43.00 |
1650 |
Employee of the Month
These individual quotes were reportedly taken from actual
employee performance evaluations in a large US... |
49.00 |
2427 |
Prison vs. Work
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10'
cell. At work you spend most of your time in a 6' X 8'... |
290.00 |
2834 |
Executive Decision
A hardworking female executive dies and meets St. Peter at
the pearly gates and he says, "You've shown an... |
27.00 |
1994 |
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