| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Yo Mama's So Fat...
Your Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the
elephants threw peanuts at her. |
1735.00 |
6802 |
Yo mama is so stupid ...
Yo mama is so stupid she went to the Empire State Building,
threw off a penguin and yelled, ''Fly! Fly!!'' |
813.00 |
5103 |
Yo mamma so fat
Yo mamma so fat, somebody said it was chilly out side and
she went and got a bowl. |
601.00 |
3985 |
Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo' mama so ugly, it takes her a half hour to walk a block
-- 'cause she stops at all the hydrants! |
162.00 |
1895 |
Yo Mama is so fat,
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, theband skips! |
308.00 |
1740 |
Yo mama's so ugly,
Yo mama's so ugly, yo dad first met her at the pound. |
80.00 |
1278 |
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama is so poor she steals free bread. |
140.00 |
1421 |
Yo Mama's so old,
Yo Mama's so old, I took her to see "Jurassic
Park" and she started having flashbacks. |
520.00 |
2613 |
Yo' mama's family tree!
Yo' mama so fat, she broke the family tree! |
68.00 |
1134 |
Yo' mama at the drive-in
Yo' mama is so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have
to pay for her ticket because we dressed her as a... |
60.00 |
1463 |
Yo mama breast-feeeding
Yo mama's so old that, when she breast-feeds, powdered milk
comes out! |
56.00 |
1086 |
Yo mama at the doctor's
Yo mama is so fat, when she went to the doctor's office,
they weighed her on the Richter scale! |
28.00 |
940 |
Yo mama's neck
Yo mama is so fat that the back of her neck looks like a
package of hot dogs. |
63.00 |
1001 |
Yo Mama's shade
Yo Mama is so fat, she goes to the desert and sells shade. |
24.00 |
876 |
Yo' mama so stupid...
Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and
starved to death! |
42.00 |
939 |
Yo Mama plays hopscotch
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she plays hopscotch, she goes,
"California, Alabama, Canada, Virginia." |
56.00 |
928 |
Yo mama's face
Yo mama's face is so ugly, when she cries the tears run down
her back. |
39.00 |
916 |
Yo mama barking
Yo mama is so stupid that when I walked past your fence, she
came out barking |
18.00 |
849 |
Yo' mama wears two watches
Yo' mama so fat, she wears two watches -- one for each
timezone! |
48.00 |
868 |
Yo' mama's teeth
Yo' mama's teeth are so crooked, each tooth has a sign
saying, ''One mile to the next tooth.'' |
58.00 |
959 |
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