| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
It's going to rain
Yo mama is so ugly that when she looks up, it starts to
rain. |
4.00 |
169 |
Hunchback Piss
Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear safety goggles
when she pisses. |
5.00 |
176 |
Your mama getting home
Your mama is so fat, her stomach arrives home 30 minutes
before she does. |
11.00 |
188 |
When yo mama ran away
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four
sides of the milk carton. |
0.00 |
173 |
Pet Fish
Yo mama's so dumb, she tried to drown her pet fish. |
4.00 |
183 |
Your mama after 20 years of marriage
Your mama so fat, she's been married for 20 years and your
dad hasn't seen the other side of her yet! |
3.00 |
177 |
Your mama's butt cheeks
Your mama is so fat, people use her butt cheeks as a ski
slope. |
10.00 |
207 |
Blood Test
Yo Mama is so stupid, she studied for a blood test. |
4.00 |
169 |
Tic-tock
Yo' mama so nasty, she walks by a clock it doesn't say
tick-tock, it says Tic-Tac! |
1.00 |
183 |
What a turn on
Yo' mama so ugly, the only thing she's ever turned on is the
|
9.00 |
299 |
Your mama's lunch box
Your mama is so fat, that she uses the refrigerator for her
lunch box. |
4.00 |
181 |
The Band
Yo mama is so fat, when she gets out on the dance floor, she
makes the band skip. |
3.00 |
171 |
Yo mama in the Grand Canyon
Yo mama is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got
stuck. |
4.00 |
190 |
Yo mama eating cereal
Yo Mama is so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk. |
0.00 |
173 |
Yo mama's wedding ring
Yo mama's so fat she needed a hula hoop for her wedding
ring! |
5.00 |
182 |
Yo mama's knees
Yo mama is so hairy her knees have bangs! |
0.00 |
159 |
Your mama's home country
Your Mama's so fat, that when she left her home country the
population dropped by 10 percent. |
0.00 |
167 |
Yo mama in a gunfight.
Yo mama's so dumb she got stabbed in a gunfight. |
0.00 |
175 |
Yo' Mama on TV
Yo' Mama is so dumb, that she sat on the TV to watch the
couch. |
0.00 |
163 |
Yo mama's heat
Yo mama's so poor that when your house caught on fire, she
got up on the roof and sang, ''Clap your hands, stomp your... |
9.00 |
299 |
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