| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Yo Mama's bed
Yo Mama is so fat, she went to buy a waterbed and they put a
blanket over the Atlantic Ocean. |
37.00 |
451 |
Yo' mama's handbag
Yo' mama so fat that when she changes hands on her handbag,
she has to throw it! |
7.00 |
379 |
Yo mama's shower
Yo mama is so ugly that they filmed Gorillas in the
Mist in her shower. |
9.00 |
392 |
Yo mama's beeper
Yo mama is so fat when her beeper went off people thought
she was backing up. |
3.00 |
361 |
Yo Mama with the flesh eating desease
Yo Mama is so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh
eating desease the doctor gave her 18 years to live. |
8.00 |
406 |
Yo Mama and Big Foot
Yo Mama's so hairy, that when she went into the woods, Big
Foot took pictures of her. |
3.00 |
371 |
Yo mama and the cops
Yo mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner
they yell, “Hey, you guys break it up.” |
4.00 |
347 |
Yo mama's pee
Yo mama's so old she pees rust and farts dust. |
34.00 |
377 |
Yo Mama's lipstick
Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller. |
1.00 |
367 |
Yo' mama over the homeless
Yo' mama so fat, she can stand over the homeless and give
them a home! |
0.00 |
333 |
Yo' mama's belly button
Yo' mama so old, she got a belly button between her breasts! |
0.00 |
342 |
Yo mama brainwashed
Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets
brainwashed! |
7.00 |
321 |
Yo' mama at the police station
Yo' mama so stupid, she went to the police station and said,
''Give me all your money!'' |
7.00 |
338 |
Yo mama playing hopscotch
Yo Mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: Atlanta,
New York, Chicago, Detroit, Los Angelos, Seattle, Las... |
14.00 |
371 |
Yo' mama's air conditioner
Yo' mama so stupid, she put the air conditioner in backwards
so she could chill outside! |
0.00 |
305 |
How your dad kisses yo' mama
Yo' mama so fat, that in order to kiss her, your dad has to
hit her in the stomach and ride the third wave in! |
5.00 |
317 |
Yo mama hang gliding
Yo Mama is so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito. |
0.00 |
303 |
Yo' mama trippin
Yo' mama so short, she tripped over a skittle, hit the curb,
and died on impact! |
1.00 |
351 |
when your mama was born
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said,
“what a treasure,” and her daddy said,... |
33.00 |
599 |
Your Mama at the zoo
Your Mama is so fat that when she went to the zoo, the
elephants threw peanuts at her. |
0.00 |
307 |
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