| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Yo mama's shoes
Yo mama's so fat, she needs license plates for her shoes |
0.00 |
309 |
Yo' mama's spirits
Yo' mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits! |
7.00 |
312 |
Yo mama and a blue whale
The difference between yo mama and a blue whale? About ten
lbs. |
11.00 |
289 |
Yo' mama on Easter
Yo' mama so stupid, her parents let her hide her own Easter
eggs! |
3.00 |
293 |
Yo' mama getting dates
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can't get a date off a calendar. |
0.00 |
278 |
Yo mama's shower cap
Yo mama is so stupid, she put on a condom on her head and
thought it was a shower cap. |
3.00 |
270 |
Yo' mama's breath
Yo' mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her
farts! |
1.00 |
276 |
Yo' mama talking long distance
Yo' mama so fat, she has to make a long distance call to
talk to herself! |
5.00 |
285 |
Yo mama's baseball bat
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat |
0.00 |
267 |
Yo' mama and toilet paper
Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry! |
0.00 |
267 |
Yo mama's house
Yo mama is so poor, she needs a kickstand to hold up her
house |
0.00 |
268 |
Yo mama smile
Yo mama is so ugly that when she smiles, it hurts. |
0.00 |
264 |
Yo Mama and the highway patrol
Yo Mama is so fat, the highway patrol made her wear
''Caution! Wide Turns!'' |
0.00 |
263 |
Yo mama and a screen door
Yo Mama is about as useless as a screen door on a submarine. |
0.00 |
246 |
Your mama's beauty nap
Your mama's so ugly, she laid down to take a beauty nap and
slipped into a coma. |
5.00 |
251 |
Yo mama's shoulders
Yo mama is so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and
drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it! |
0.00 |
276 |
Yo Mama and a parked car
Yo Mama is so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. |
5.00 |
239 |
Yo mama rumaging through the trash
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her rumaging through the trash and
I asked what she was doing and she said “Rennovating... |
3.00 |
341 |
Yo mama on halloween
Yo Mama's so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat
over the phone! |
0.00 |
253 |
Yo mama's area code
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area
codes. |
10.00 |
263 |
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