| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Yo' mama's driver's license
Yo' mama so small, I can see her feet in her driver's
license picture! |
0.00 |
250 |
Yo mama and PMS
Yo mama is so stupid she thought PMS was a telephone
company. |
0.00 |
248 |
Yo' mama'so ice trays
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water! |
1.00 |
237 |
Yo' mama making ice cubes
Yo' mama so stupid, she needs a recipe to make ice cubes! |
2.00 |
248 |
Yo' mama in a motorcycle
Yo' mama's so dumb, she locked herself inside a motorcycle. |
1.00 |
247 |
Your mama's knees
Your mama's so hairy her knees have bangs. |
0.00 |
218 |
Yo mama ironing her pants
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the
driveway. |
0.00 |
232 |
Yo mama and the Titanic
Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated. |
2.00 |
247 |
Yo mama boarding Noah's Ark
Yo mama's so fat, when she tried boarding Noah's Ark, Noah
yelled out the window, ''We only need one of those!'' |
0.00 |
248 |
Yo mama and wu-tang
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought that wu-tang was a japanese
orange drink. |
0.00 |
218 |
You mama at the zoo
You Mama is so ugly, that when I took her to the zoo, the
guy at the front door said, ''Thanks for bringing her... |
11.00 |
302 |
Yo' mama's flash light
Yo' mama so dumb, she bought a solar powered flash light! |
0.00 |
211 |
Yo' mama's air conditioning!
Yo' mama so poor, she waves a pop-icicle in front of her
face and calls it air conditioning! |
0.00 |
233 |
Yo mama sneakin up on a glass of water
Yo mama is so ugly she has to sneak up to a glass of water
to get a drink. |
0.00 |
224 |
Walkin' around your mama
Yo mama is so fat, when you walk around her you get lost. |
0.00 |
227 |
Yo mama at the movies.
Yo Mama is so stupid she took a TV guide to the movies. |
0.00 |
214 |
Yo' mama wearin' blue
Yo' mama is so fat, that when she wears blue people think a
flood is coming. |
0.00 |
230 |
Yo' mama and fighter pilots
Yo' mama so fat, when fighter pilots see her they say
"Bogie at 11, 12, 1, 2, and 3 o'clock." |
0.00 |
234 |
Yo mama's part-time job
Yo mama is so poor, she had to get a part-time job painting
skittles. |
0.00 |
215 |
Yo mama at a crap game.
Yo mama is so stupid, she took toilet paper to a crap game. |
0.00 |
239 |
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