| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Yo mama's low rider
Yo mama's so fat, that when she gets into a car she turns it
into a low rider! |
0.00 |
239 |
Yo' mama's family portraits
Yo' mama so ugly, your family portraits hang themselves! |
0.00 |
219 |
Yo mama's Jewish holiday
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish
holiday. |
17.00 |
228 |
Yo mama on the world map
Yo mama's so fat, you can see her on the world map. |
0.00 |
207 |
Yo' mama's dreams
Yo' mama so old, her dreams are in black and white! |
0.00 |
208 |
Yo mama at the 99 cent store
Yo mama is so poor, she goes to the 99 cent store and looks
for items with rebates. |
0.00 |
213 |
Yo' mama using Odor-Eaters
Yo' mama so stank, she used Odor-Eaters and completely
disappeared! |
0.00 |
199 |
Yo' mama's stairway to heaven
Yo' mama's so fat, she broke the stairway to heaven! |
0.00 |
215 |
Yo mama at Kentucky Fried Chicken
Yo mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to
lick other people's fingers. |
0.00 |
229 |
Yo mama's new book
Yo mama is so stupied she bought a book on how to read. |
0.00 |
213 |
Yo mama she sitting on the TV
Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch |
10.00 |
226 |
Yo' mama and her dog
Yo' mama so ugly, her dog humps her leg with its eyes
closed! |
0.00 |
205 |
Yo' mama at the moive
Yo' mama so stupid, she saw that a movie was Under 17 Not
Permitted -- so she got 16 of her friends! |
0.00 |
196 |
Yo' Mama in the ocean
Yo' Mama's so fat, she jumped into the ocean and caused the
sequel to ''Deep Impact!'' |
0.00 |
219 |
Yo mama's afraid of velcro
Yo mama is so hairy, she's afraid of velcro! |
0.00 |
208 |
Yo mama's balanced meal
Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a balanced meal is a Big Mac
in each hand. |
0.00 |
205 |
Yo' mama in an antique shop
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and
asked "What's new?" |
0.00 |
195 |
Yo' mama's incubator
Yo' mama so ugly, her incubator had tinted windows! |
0.00 |
184 |
Yo mama's drug test
Yo Mama is so stupid, when she took a drug test you asked if
it was multiple choice. |
0.00 |
196 |
Yo mama can run track
Yo mama is so short, that she can run track around the
toilet! |
0.00 |
216 |
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