| Joke |
Rating |
Hits |
Yo mama watchin' Sixty Minutes
Yo Mama is so stupid that it took her two hours to watch
"Sixty Minutes." |
3.00 |
199 |
Yo' mama's teeth
Yo' mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter! |
0.00 |
197 |
Yo mama at a buffet
Yo mama is so fat that when I took her to a buffet, she
pulled up a chair. |
0.00 |
198 |
Yo mama's got energy
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said,
"I got energy!" |
0.00 |
194 |
Yo mama posing
Yo mama is so small she poses for trophies |
0.00 |
192 |
Yo mama in front of an automatic door
Yo mama is so stupid she stood in front of an automatic door
for three hours looking for the doorknob! |
2.00 |
192 |
Yo mama's rollerblades
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as
rollerblades. |
5.00 |
192 |
Wet Floor
Yo' mama so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and
did! |
5.00 |
195 |
Yo mama in front of the TV
Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I
missed an entire two-hour special episode of “The... |
4.00 |
256 |
How Yo' mama gets out of bed
Yo' mama so fat, she falls out of bed on both sides! |
0.00 |
190 |
The Grand Canyon
Yo mama's so old, she remembers the grand canyon as a ditch. |
0.00 |
185 |
Goin' down.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go
down. |
0.00 |
179 |
How yo mama puts on a belt
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a
boomerang. |
3.00 |
204 |
Johnny Cash
Yo Mama is so stupid, that she thought Johnny Cash was a pay
toilet. |
0.00 |
189 |
Yo' mama and what's on the other side
Yo' mama so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see
what was on the other side. |
0.00 |
173 |
90210
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the
bathroom scale. |
0.00 |
190 |
Fur Coat
Yo Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a species will be
extinct. |
0.00 |
182 |
Yo mama at a pet store
Yo Mama is so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the
alarm went off. |
0.00 |
176 |
A Peep Hole
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep
hole. |
0.00 |
191 |
Yo mama's family tree
Yo mama is so fat, that when I put her on the family tree
the branch broke. |
0.00 |
192 |
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